Cage: Let’s begin with a question about your new movie, The Hangover: Part II.
Cooper: Yeah, shoot.
Cage: In it you play a gentleman who has a wild drunken night in Bangkok and then must face the grim repercussions.
Cooper: That is correct…
Cage: So my question is: HOW AM I NOT IN THAT MOVIE?
Cooper: What do you mean?
Cage: Well, it has the two classic elements of a Nic Cage film… one: I’m told the actors were given food. Two: it’s basically a shot for shot recreation of my life. I am the human hangover.
